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Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

Let me tell you about a thing I like

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Posted 1 day ago

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

Posted 2 days ago

“What effect were you hoping to have by killing the night nurse?”

“The effect I was hoping to have was her death.  Mission accomplished.”

Posted 2 days ago

Is that … Eddie Izzard ? ? ?

Posted 2 days ago

slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

(Source: nastyshitwhitepeopleeat)

Posted 3 days ago