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heyitspj:

[walks up to a straight couple] so which one of you is the dayman and which of you is the nightman

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Wandows

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Wandows

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loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

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lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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ourafrica:

One Pennsylvania teen, who is originally from Guinea, recently had to endure his high school rival’s soccer team chanting “Ebola” at him during a match, WPVI reports.

According to the station, Ibrahim Toumkara, a Nazareth Area High School student and soccer player, got into a fight last week after he heard players from rival Northampton High School taunting him about the deadly virus, which has killed more than 4,000 people across West Africa, including in his home country.

"Being from western Africa and having family in that area, he didn’t take too kindly to those remarks and went after one of the players on the Northampton team," the boy’s coach, Edward Bachert, explained. Bachert is also Ibrahim’s legal guardian, as well as a police chief for Lehigh County. 

The 16-year-old moved away from Guinea three years ago, the station notes.

"There were tears coming down his eyes. He was visibly shaken by this, that it got to that level on the field," Bachert added.

Ibrahim’s parents are still in West Africa, and according to WPVI, he is constantly worrying for them.

After the tasteless incident, both Northampton’s head soccer coach and its assistant coach resigned. Some of the student athletes are also expected to face disciplinary action, according to the station.

"This is part of the educational process to make sure that students are understanding sportsmanship and what’s happening out there in the world," Northampton Area Superintendent Joseph Kovalchik said.

Since when is a deadly virus funny? When will African lives not be nothing but a comedic piece to westerners?

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abbytates:

Hold out your hand cos friends will be friends right till the end.
-Freddie Mercury

abbytates:

Hold out your hand cos friends will be friends right till the end.

-Freddie Mercury

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pepperandpals:

You’re not supposed to have favorite children, but I admit Brienne of Tarth is my favorite finch.

pepperandpals:

You’re not supposed to have favorite children, but I admit Brienne of Tarth is my favorite finch.

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"I’m 36 and I am at a really good place in my life right now. And when I was your age, in college, I wasn’t. So don’t you let anyone tell you that college or your 20’s should automatically be the best part of your life, or that growing up and being an adult means everything goes downhill. That’s bullshit. I am so happy right now as a middle-aged person. That’s totally a thing. So don’t worry about growing up."

My chemistry professor today, just out of the blue. I thought it was really apropos for all college-aged individuals. (via ohmarine)

ilearnedthatfromthepizzaguy xwienersoldier jamesbarnesruinedmylife

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Your chemistry teacher is amazing.

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I’m going to record a song and play it loudly on loop in dishroom so that all the illiterate college students, who can’t read the two, large signs next to the dish return turntables, will finally get the hint.

The lyrics:

Push your plates in
Push your plates in
Push your mother effin’ plates in

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